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  2. mogaris-targaryen:

    hislendercry:

    I’m trying to get Lindsay and Michael to see this T.T

    I only live a little over an hour out from Austin and I was wondering if you two would like a kitten. I’m a little worried about just giving them to the pet store. They’re both great and a little bit rascally, to be expected. Lindsay, I know you like cats so I thought you might want one! Or if anyone at the office does, I have 2 who need a good home, and a disabled kitten who also needs a home. Thank you guys.

    !!! SIGNAL BOOST !!!

    (via rootyrooster)

     
  3. super-wolves:

    REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

    (via rootyrooster)

     
  4. magicpewds:

    "Apparently Felix took a cute selfie with my phone :3"

    (Source: felixftfabulous, via superbroarmy)

     
  5. ...by fucking him?

    (Source: joelbyeman, via rootyrooster)

     
  6. cosmictuesdays:

    nadiacreek:

    coelasquid:

    deformutilated:

    Fudge recipe on a headstone

    I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

    I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

    That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

    (via jumpyjoy)

     
  7. kyubiisaan:

    lowwbloods:

    officialwillowpape:

    i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

    these boots are made for walkin

    The ol razzle dazzle

    (via azza4eva)

     

  8. boywhocriedwerewolf:

    ohmycarveredlund:

    nepeta-lives:

    I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

    i have been laughing for 3 million years

    (via azza4eva)

     

  9. poshxspice:

    subject13fringe:

    montypythonandtheholyblog:

    today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

    image

    today on satan makes a blog post

    (via azza4eva)

     
  10. thoroughbred-heart:

    unscheduleddismount:

    She was ill tempered, she was mean spirited, she was vicious. She was the most beautiful creature I’d ever seen.

    *heavy sobbing*

    cries forever

    (Source: avengetheangels, via pal0min0)

     

  11. a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

    deaths-impala:

    iveneverhadnutella:

    This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
    When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

    please say you slapped him

    im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

    hes here somewhere

    (Source: shinyjpg, via azza4eva)

     
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  13. Snow melts and flash freezes into an icy downhill river. A bunch of snowbanks in Russia began to melt, then it got cold again quickly, flash-freezing into the icy river you see here.

    (Source: malformalady, via rootyrooster)

     
  14. buckydixon:

    dottyasyouplease:

    that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

    I AM GROOT

    (Source: gypsymoongoddess, via sprinkleofglitr)

     
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